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It’s so awesomely damn hot today, I’ve been craving a friend with a pool since I woke up. In 1956’s The Scarlet Hour, her first film, Elaine Stritch had better luck solving that dilemma than I did today. So us out of luck New Yorkers will have to simply live vicariously through Stritchy (not for the first time, natch). I present: Stritchy in a swimsuit!!! Complete with a matching divine wrap dress, oh-so chic swimming cap, and even a solid dive off the diving board! (Plus one of the most fabulous and prolonged exits ever captured on screen.)

“PS: The inimitable Stritch sang a song about liking Bernadette, but had to keep asking her accompanist for her lines. (“Scotty!”) At one point, she sang “So….So, Scotty?”, waiting for him to fill her in. The audience laughed, thinking this cute, but Stritch barked “Shush shush shush shush shush!” Oh, well. She got to the finish and we all cheered. And the bit ended with her singing “Or am I losing my mind?”
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

JESUS HAS RISEN. AMEN TO ALL, YOU SISTERS AND YOU BROTHERS SISTERS! (Thanks, Steve.)

The first Stonewall commemorative parades. The Changing of the Guard: post-war compliant and closeted Cherry Grove queens relent.

(“The generation sacrificed to the epoch of doctrinal metamorphosis remains essentially alienated from and directly hostile to the evolution at hand”—Auguste Comte, Un Appel aux Conservateurs.)

A great wave of the affluent decamp from Fire Island to Long Island’s East End, to Quogue, Southampton, East Hampton and Sag Harbor. Those left behind, the medium forever gone in which their ardent deeds took shape, the bright new day of their post-war ebullience overwhelmed by the low scud and gathering shadows of an alien, grubby sadistic devolution of values, taste and performance, hole up at the Firehouse, in what has become known as So-Ho (Miss Dean dubs it “So-ho-hum”) in the upstairs lounge, and in wrinkle rooms around the city: Uncle Charlie’s, the Beau Geste, the Menemsha Bar, Julius’s.

“Everything’s changed.”

“You’ve noticed.”

In reaction to the mustaches, flannel shirts, construction-worker boots, faded Levi’s, leather-tongued key rings (with more keys dangling from them than can possibly be necessary in a single civilized life) and color-coded handkerchiefs (“They call that cruising? I call it the cruising equivalent of paint by numbers”), they, the old proud, dress in pressed chinos, button-down shirts and striped ties, and in rumpled pebble-weaved tweeds, drink bourbon old fashioneds, stingers, brandy alexanders and awfully good old vintages. They smoke Lucky Strikes, Chesterfields, Pall Malls and Kents, and play and sing the golden oldies.

They venerate Ruth Draper, Bea Lillie and Judy, making homosexual proof texts of the lyrics to “The Man That Got Away,” “Alone Together,” “Smile” and “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” Also Madame Spivvy, Frances Faye and Elaine Stritch (“Stritchy”) and refuse to jump into the political fray. Laudator temporis acti, they stage their own incredibly long last stand.

Like characters in epic poetry, older battle-tried men are surrounded, and, calling out to younger men (of the class that used to furnish them with eager protégés) for aid, are largely ignored—the cadets, in fact, having almost to a man turned on their elders, whom they denounce as paleozoic losers, damning the lives they have led as essentially lives of furtive, obsessional, voyeuristic longing.

James McCourtQueer Street, 2004

“One afternoon Stella told us to come to class with an impersonation. The next time we met, I impersonated Stella - all her mannerisms, her walk, her posture. I got a lot of laughs, Stella loved it, and I thought, no one can top this. Then I heard the scratchy sound of a record. It began to play “Clang, clang, clang went the the trolley,” Judy Garland’s song from Meet Me in St. Louis. And on came Marlon in drag, boobs, shaved legs, the whole thing. He was gorgeous. And he was hilarious. He was absolutely the best, that day and every day. Marlon’s going to to class to learn the Method was like sending a tiger to jungle school.”
Elaine Stritch, on Marlon Brando, fromSomebody: The Reckless Life and Remarkable Career of Marlon Brando by Stefan Kanfer (via ragtimeband)

momomo:

Staying up late to buy Elaine Stritch tickets for June. They go on sale at midnight!

YAY!!! I expect a bootleg recording, Mo!!! Use an iPhone, a tape recorder, anything! Heck, I’d even play the maid buy you a cheapo digital one! But you *gotta* record her San Francisco show for me. Enquiring Best East Coast queens (i.e., me) want to know how she does on the Worst West Coast! We can also totes do a trade…

Elaine StritchParadise, 2004

Tillamook Cheddar is actually enough my favorite cheese… so maybe ‘heterosexual’ really does mean gay?! Or perhaps I just haven’t been out of Michigan Oregon too long now.


[At The Mountain Playhouse] I was currently appearing in support of that funniest of ladies and niece of one of America’s first cardinals—young Elaine Stritch… [The founder] imported her “stars” through her connections with New York’s famed Irwin Piscator Institute where she studied with and had become close friends of Stritch and Marlon Brando.


[At Sardi’s] Elaine Stritch, representing, all on her own, most of the actresses in Equity, proved once again that she could drink all of us stalwarts under the table and still be the leitmotif of the room.


[At Theatre Bar] Stritch would be there with that wonderful raucous cackle of hers dropping one-liners by the bucketload at one end of the counter…


[At P.J. Clarke’s] I always had a seat, so I’d usually find myself rustling feathers with a gaggle of fast-living, fun-loving geese. My favourites: Elaine Stritch and Ben Gazzara—a new item and a good rowdy one at that…


[At The Palace Bar and Grill] Donald Voorhees, Gene Kelly, Adlai Stevenson, Bernie Hart, Ben Gazzara, Maureen Stapleton and dear Stritch often dropped in and paid their respects.

—Christopher Plummer, In Spite of Myself, 2008

[At The Mountain Playhouse] I was currently appearing in support of that funniest of ladies and niece of one of America’s first cardinals—young Elaine Stritch… [The founder] imported her “stars” through her connections with New York’s famed Irwin Piscator Institute where she studied with and had become close friends of Stritch and Marlon Brando.

[At Sardi’s] Elaine Stritch, representing, all on her own, most of the actresses in Equity, proved once again that she could drink all of us stalwarts under the table and still be the leitmotif of the room.

[At Theatre Bar] Stritch would be there with that wonderful raucous cackle of hers dropping one-liners by the bucketload at one end of the counter…

[At P.J. Clarke’s] I always had a seat, so I’d usually find myself rustling feathers with a gaggle of fast-living, fun-loving geese. My favourites: Elaine Stritch and Ben Gazzara—a new item and a good rowdy one at that…

[At The Palace Bar and Grill] Donald Voorhees, Gene Kelly, Adlai Stevenson, Bernie Hart, Ben Gazzara, Maureen Stapleton and dear Stritch often dropped in and paid their respects.

Christopher PlummerIn Spite of Myself, 2008


(NY27) NEW YORK,June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON—Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Junes: “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (APWirephoto) (OB32200dns) (See wire story) (51)

(NY27) NEW YORK,June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON—Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Junes: “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (APWirephoto) (OB32200dns) (See wire story) (51)