THE BEST CHRISTMAS STATIONARY EVER.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS STATIONARY EVER.

Don’t you wish your Pen Pal was hot like me?

Don’t you wish your Pen Pal was hot like me?

Time for a German lesson, kids!

Ich hube einer schwips.
I have a buzz.

Ich brecke; Ich kotze.
I barf.

Mir ist schwindelig.
I’m dizzy.

Ich bin betrunken; Ich bin blau.
I’m drunk.

durchfall
diarrhea

Ich verstehe nur bunhof.
I don’t understand; I’m totally lost.

Verpiss dich!
Piss off! (alt. Fuck off!)

It’s not the German you think you want, but it sure as hell is the German you know you need. Thanks, Pen Pal! Maybe I’ll be German Eugene O’Neill for Halloween instead?