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Before cultivation of Christmas trees
They were down on their knees in the wood
Inspecting the trunk for good axeing poten-
tial and that’s how they knew if they could
That’s how they knew if they could

It’s almost almost Christmas
And you might maybe you could
Break a heart or two now
And I think you should
I think you should

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Jarring enough to hear an Elliott Smith cover in an Almodóvar movie—in English even! Let alone to find out Chris Garneau is a man. A gay man. A 28 year old gay man. An attractive 28 year old gay man. Living in Brooklyn.