That moment when you’re about ready to leave the bar but Max von Essen, moustache and all, shows up./  So you stay for one more drink… And then Steve Kazee shows up./  And you only stayed because you had a CRAY sex dream with MvE last night (involving your mom and TayTay) and this is too weird to be true./  But it is true! (Because this is New York City!) And MvE leaves his Evita crew after only one drink. And with no Ricky Martin in sight./  But Steve Kazee stays, and so do you. And, although you thought he was gay, he is NOT. He has his choice of ladies. He proceeds to select./  He does not pick the homely one he has been talking to for several hours. A pretty one approaches, in a revealing dress, and fate is sealed./  He goes one way with the pretty girl, and the homely girl sulks off the other way. And I just go home./  And proceed to Twitter about it… but that seems obvious now, no?

  • That moment when you’re about ready to leave the bar but Max von Essen, moustache and all, shows up./ 
  • So you stay for one more drink… And then Steve Kazee shows up./ 
  • And you only stayed because you had a CRAY sex dream with MvE last night (involving your mom and TayTay) and this is too weird to be true./ 
  • But it is true! (Because this is New York City!) And MvE leaves his Evita crew after only one drink. And with no Ricky Martin in sight./ 
  • But Steve Kazee stays, and so do you. And, although you thought he was gay, he is NOT. He has his choice of ladies. He proceeds to select./ 
  • He does not pick the homely one he has been talking to for several hours. A pretty one approaches, in a revealing dress, and fate is sealed./ 
  • He goes one way with the pretty girl, and the homely girl sulks off the other way. And I just go home./ 
  • And proceed to Twitter about it… but that seems obvious now, no?

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