March 2010
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February 2010
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The secret to being a misogynist even though all...
to pretend that they are actually gay men.
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tmills:
I keep keep telling myself that being only 27 years-old is a really good excuse for not having anything to say. I also keep telling myself “you’re right.”
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On March 23, Miss [Elaine] Stritch and Mr. Robert... →
I need a date.
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Someone's Mom Is TOTALLY AWESOME
choire:
I don’t know anything about the ramifications of all this, but I say, ‘Do whatever your mother says’.
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Fuck thesauruses
(via swamibooba)
Yeah, up the butt. (BECAUSE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I’D EVEN DO *THAT* FOR THEM)
(Sidenote: Tumblr should allow you to use ‘<3’ in a hashtag yall)
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“Cast iron does not heat as evenly as all the trend pieces say it does —...”
– Brian
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BREAKING... THERE IS A HARIBO GUMMY BEAR...
ALL THREE DUANE READES WITHIN A ONE BLOCK RADIUS OF MY OFFICE ARE OUT OF THE GOOD KIND OF GUMMY BEARS… REPEAT… OUT OF GOOD GUMMY BEARS… PLEASE STAND BY FOR FURTHER EMERGENCY EVACUATION INSTRUCTIONS.
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"Whatever!"
aatombomb:
macartney started following you
10:37 AM (1 hour ago)
Whatever!
Love, TumblrBot
Looks like TumblrBot needs a little coffee this morning. But this is a good opportunity for me to welcome all of my new followers! At this point, I have enough to host a small conference, or throw a fire code-breaking party. Thanks!
I’ve always found — whether at work, in bed or even on...
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dorothymantooth:
bulicks:
dorothymantooth:
bulicks:
GPOYPW, @DorothyMantooth edition
But how often do you put a tablecloth on it & eat off of it?
Queen I live in Washington Heights, I’ve got too much room for that IKEA bullshit.
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WHAT?!? DOROTHYMANTOOTH IS NOT A GAY MAN?!? WTF?!?
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She's a walking, talking Hallmark card and I LOVE...
I’m now in the ‘Mementos/Nostalgia/I-Can-Never-Throw-Anything-Out-Because-I-Liked-This-Before-There-Were-Likes’ portion of my ‘Cleaning/Packing Bonanza Extravaganza’, and I came across an email that I printed out from my mother almost 12 years ago.
A little background: It’s freshman year of high school. I’ve just served a year on student council because I was...
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(via firmuhment)
All day today, when I made a...
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“Jazz hands” are apparently still alive and well in the world of figure skating,...”
– Jazz hands are alive and well everywhere, Katie Thomas
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“This is also the question of camp or homosexual humor. Like Jewish humor, it is...”
– Clive Barnes, in his 1968 New York Times review of the original Boys in the Band (via)
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Elaine Stritch, “Rose’s Turn”,...
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“The quickest and easiest way to euthanize them is with a sharp instrument like a...”
– Florida is weird yo
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I feel bad about screaming 'cunt' at that woman...
Not because she didn’t deserve it. She did. I had been standing in the rain on 3rd Avenue for 20 minutes trying to catch a cab. She hopped out of her building and proceeded to knowingly steal my incoming cab AS I WAS WALKING OVER TO IT.
But because, in my anger, I yelled at her without any thought at all. It was a pure physical reaction, akin to a burp or a fart — there was no control...
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If you follow Olympic Figure Skating, this post... →
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BLARGH I AM GOING TO BE HOMELESS IN ONE WEEK
Hey Macartney,
Sorry for the delayed response. I ended finding someone to rent the room… a friend of a friend. However, you seem like an awesome person and would have happily shared the space with you as well. Good luck with your search.
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I feel sorta empty today
Another Tumblr obsession bites the dust. May you have great company in Tumblr obsession heaven. We’ll always have 2k10.
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“Evan Lysacek (USA, Music: Sheherezade): OH MY GOD I AM SO NERVOUS. OH DEAR...”
– LauraS liveblogging my inner monologue tonight at Required Elements
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“Back on Fox during the 1 p.m. hour, the anchor Megyn Kelly asked the...”
– Ah, of course. I mean, who cares about terrorism in that lowercase t way?
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We just had our yearly fire safety meeting...
It consisted of a former FDNY reminding our floor that we shouldn’t just be scared of fires. We should also be scared of “terrorist activity,” which doesn’t just mean crashing planes; it can also be car bombs, letters with anthrax, chemical gas bombs, riot incitement and “tons of other scary stuff we don’t need to get into”.
Gee, thanks. If you are...
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“VANCOUVER (AP) — While Evan Lysacek thinks about dusting off a special spot in...”
– LOL (via johnlempka)
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Please bring back your Italian Country Sandwich....
Macartney,
Thanks for your email. We had been getting a lot of comments about our failure to change our sandwich selection for a very long time, so we removed the slowest sellers from the menu and brought out new sandwiches/wraps to replace them. The issue, of course, is that it is impossible to please everyone. When we created the new sandwiches, we came up with combinations we thought would...
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