October 2009
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“[Did you get my picture? I stalked Martha Stewart today.]
You saw Martha...”
– My mother
“There’s just one problem.
[What is it?]
We drained the Thames.”
– The Magnificent Donna Noble
“Drugs, it seems to me, do not conjure demons, they access them.”
– David Carr, Night of the Gun, p. 25
I’m going to watch the football game tonight.
While I don’t really enjoy sports, I can tolerate most of them except for football. With those helmets, you can’t tell which of the players are cute and, by extension, which ones to cheer for. What’s the fun in that?
My friend, and Steeler fanatic, Morgan recently explained that football isn’t about the faces...
“Okay, so you’ll let a pterodactyl in and not me? [I need a guard dog.] I...”
– Ianto Jones
“I had a boyfriend who used to walk into rooms like that: grand entrance. Got...”
– Captain Jack
“It has just stopped me cold from eating another burger.”
– Oprah Winfrey
